Monday, June 30, 2008

I guess I am cursed

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Bloody hell. 1-0 for Spain. There goes my ticket to redeem my name as a good luck charm. Poor Germany, Ballack's eye and Klose's crotch.

Spain's win to Germany was pretty good tho, considering Spain being such an eyecandy team.

Lalala.

Still.

I'm back to being the bad luck.

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It's amusing how I manage to lost track of date nowdays. I guess sleeping super late and waking up ultra late has finally taken its toll on me. Today, Im living of 4 slices of Meat Lover pizza.

Something tells me Im far away from being healthy these days.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

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Hey you.

Dont feel that lonely, cause ure not lonely, girl. Heck, ure never lonely.

And u knw whos hurting to see u like this? Your friends. Cheer up. I knw that ur problems may seem impossible and simply too much, but things will work out. Things will work out.

You dont admit defeat when the war is raging. U face em, head on. And make them wonder how u can still hold ur head up high and smile.

You'll see.

Youre way stronger than give urself credit for.

Good luck.

Friday, June 27, 2008

LA FURIA ROJA!

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Go go go go Spain!

As I waited eagerly for the game, flipping through the channels to kill some time before the game starts, suddenly a strange image come to me. I imagine this man watching TV in the middle of the night, beer belly showing off, bottles of beer on the floor while drinking a beer straight out from the bottle while still fixating on the TV screen.

Thats exactly what Im doing, come to think of it.

Except I dont have beer belly, and Im holding and drinking plain milk straight from the carton.

If only my parents were here. Only then they would see their daughter now. Truly and blissfully a bum.

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I cant believe I bet my honour as someone thats not cursed on Germany being the Euro Champion.

Well now.

GERMANYYYYYYY!!!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Oh no she didnt...

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...but she did! I cant believe my sister showed my parents my FS pictures. Shit. Theres a picture of me eating a banana acting like a monkey! And all those UAN pictures... With the cone party hats and clownish attitude! OMG! As of this point, I expect my parents to refer to me as 'that retarded daughter' instead of 'that precious intelligent honest hardworking daughter'.

NOOO.

My long built reputation is ruined!

Anyways miss you mom, dad. And u too little bratty brother. This house aint the same without u guys.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Maybe I am a bad luck charm

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Spain vs Italy. Bet on Italy. Another lost. This is unbelievable. Could it be for real? That every team I cheer for is doomed? Maybe I should stop cheering and everyone'll be a winner.

Yes, John, jog more. 7.5 set meal to be redeemed.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

It cant be happening. The NL didnt just lost. This is a dream.

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This isnt happening. Did the NL just lost in the quarterfinal? Oh my God. I spent all night plus morning watching the game, and shit how dissapointed it left me! I watched it with some friends, and the 3 of us bet for Holland. Altho Nilsterooy's goal was totally the highlight of the night. We were so ecstatic that we jumped like preschool kids and threw high 5s while shouting.

The euphoria didnt last that long.

It's weird that every team that I cheer for has gone home. This is weird. My friend accused me of being a bad luck to the teams!

Anyways I o John a 5 course meal I suppose.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Kungfu and Vitamin C

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JACK BLACK IS A GENIOUS.

No more should be said.

Altho my afternoon was filled with laughter, my evening is kinda filled with a series of unfortunate events. It all started with Burning Cheeks. Out of the blue, my cheeks grew warm and they turned red! Like red apple-red! Freaked out, I took a cold bath, and quickly turned on the aircon, assuming that my sudden redness was due to the heat.

Minutes passed, I cross stitched on my bed peacefully. Hours passed and my body became warmer and warmer. Decided to go down to get some paracetamol. Turns out we have none. Decided to have some vitamin C. Nothing.

Out of hope, I checked all the tablets for anything with vitamin C in it. None. But hey whats that? Inside those vit C ad papers? A VITAMIN C! A FREE SAMPLE CHEWABLE VITAMIN C CANDY!

Seriously, how lucky was I?

Smiling, I gobbled a tablet and went to the rubbish can to throw the ad papers. Casually I glanced at the writings. Scanning, scanning, scientific words, percentages, scanning scanning.

No clue what it meant.

But then those words caught me off guard and nearly choked me to death. It turns out that the vitamin candy in my mouth has EXPIRED 4 MONTHS AGO.

Seriously, how lucky was I?

Silently I cursed, and spit the candy frantically. My emotions might be that similar with Matthew McGonaghey's when he saw Andy's feminine things in his bathroom closet in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days.

I then almost killed myself in the road. Turns out there's a strong correlation between my warm body temperature and my vision. And there I was, rushing home hoping to catch Austria-German on time. Arrived on 9:22 PM. And I dont think I need to even tell what happened to my hope.

The game doesnt start until 10:30 PM.

...

If only I can channel all these into kungfu. I might just be the new Dragon Warrior.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

A Letter to Future Hobbit

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[9:39:02 PM] denica riadini says: my pretty pretty feet

[9:41:16 PM] Michelle Santoso says: eeewww
[9:41:21 PM] Michelle Santoso says: long toes
[9:41:29 PM] Michelle Santoso says: frodo feet

[9:41:39 PM] denica riadini says: what????????????
[9:41:41 PM] denica riadini says: me??????????????????
[9:41:49 PM] denica riadini says: i have the fairy's feet!!!!
[9:41:57 PM] denica riadini says: URE THE HOBBIT FEET
[9:42:06 PM] denica riadini says: short stubby and HAIRY
[9:42:07 PM] denica riadini says: HA!

[9:43:09 PM] Michelle Santoso says: whats the opposite of hobbits?
[9:43:17 PM] Michelle Santoso says: gandalf!!!'

[9:43:19 PM] denica riadini says: pretty fairies
[9:43:21 PM] denica riadini says: OMG
[9:43:22 PM] denica riadini says: HAHAHAHAHAHA

[9:43:23 PM] Michelle Santoso says: u have gandalf feet

[9:43:26 PM] denica riadini says: GANDAL;F???????????????
[9:43:35 PM] denica riadini says: SHIT
[9:43:37 PM] denica riadini says: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[9:43:43 PM] denica riadini says: IM GONNA THROW U OFF INTO THE MOUNTAINS

[9:45:31 PM] Michelle Santoso says: hahah with ur big stick and ur long beard?
[9:45:34 PM] Michelle Santoso says: oouuuu im so scareeedddd

[9:46:01 PM] denica riadini says: yes im gonna tie you up with my long white clean fresh beard

[9:46:19 PM] Michelle Santoso says: yeah ur gona have to wash that off

[9:46:28 PM] denica riadini says: then push u into the hot lava with my big stick

[9:46:32 PM] Michelle Santoso says: ur wearing white and ill smear it with my troll feet covered in dirt
[9:46:39 PM] Michelle Santoso says: ur going to have to .... dry clean it!
[9:46:39 PM] Michelle Santoso says: gasp

[9:47:13 PM] denica riadini says: yes but before i push u aboard, im gonna take all the money left in ur dirt-covered trouser
[9:47:18 PM] denica riadini says: so ure gonna be paying for it
[9:47:29 PM] denica riadini says: whos the loser now, hobbitch?

[9:47:33 PM] Michelle Santoso says: i dont keep money in my trousers
[9:47:33 PM] Michelle Santoso says: hah!

[9:47:47 PM] denica riadini says: says who?
[9:47:48 PM] denica riadini says: hah!

[9:47:51 PM] Michelle Santoso says: uhh.. clearly u
[9:47:53 PM] Michelle Santoso says: hahaha

[9:48:01 PM] denica riadini says: ok then im gonna molest u!!!
[9:48:20 PM] denica riadini says: right before the eyes of the mountain
[9:48:26 PM] denica riadini says: and i'll find ur money, god dammit
[9:48:28 PM] denica riadini says: i'll find it
[9:48:42 PM] denica riadini says: ure gonna pay for my laundry!!!!

[9:53:31 PM] Michelle Santoso says: hahahahah
[9:53:36 PM] Michelle Santoso says: ur such a weirdo gandalf

[9:54:11 PM] denica riadini says: its really astonishing how u portray me as gandalf
[9:54:16 PM] denica riadini says: seeing URE THE OLD ONE
[9:54:19 PM] denica riadini says: HAHAHAHAHAHA


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My dearest Hobbit,

At first, I copied the conversation above with a sole mision in mind: to inform the world via the internet of how weird you are. And after I read and re-read it, I now realize how much I miss you since you've been gone. Some time have passed since we last saw each other and oh how I miss having you and your hairy feet around.

When you read this (which is after I finished writing this, U BET IM GONNA NUDGE YOU HAHA), it wont be soon before long until we are reunited. And I cant tell you how I look forward to it as I type this.

Theres just something I want to set straight for now: YOU ARE NOT FAT. You may be puny and hairy, yes, but fat youre not. So be happy, precious, and indulge. Indulge because youre still young and alive.

Although you are 2 years older than me. OLD. OLD HOBBIT. OLD PUNY HAIRY HOBBIT HAHAHAA.

Gosh remember during the HSCs, we would sit and fuss over the exams while eating like truck drivers (well, maybe you and your kratingdaeng to be exact). And when I finished and you still have Chinese exam and I would laugh in your face because YOU STILL HAVE CHINESE AND I HAVE NO MORE EXAM HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Or the time when you called and I was eating apples, and we were laughing like 2 loonies saying things like "I think my maid doped my apples". Or your stupidity while performing your hobbit-Gollum-like impersonation in the bus, caressing your precious IMAGINARY BREADCRUMBS that I threw at you. HAHAHAHA. You should see your face!!!!

And yes maybe later, years from now I'll finally get over that and stop making fun of you. And by that time, maybe we'll be laughing our asses off reading the above excerp like 2 loony grandmas.

A precious excerp from our long-gone youth.

It would be years from now. When our hairs are silver and white like Gandalf's, and you'll be using a fake teeth because YOURE 2 YRS OLDER THAN ME HAHAHAHAHA. And all I can imagine is me throwing imaginary breadcrumbs at you, and you scooped them in your palms while doing the crazy-eyes, shouting "MY PRECIOUS!!"

Love,

Gandalf

Friday, June 06, 2008

Breakthrough Discovery

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After thorough evaluations, I think its safe to say that I've metamorphed from a dilligent and hardworking earnest school girl to a BUM.

I AM A BUM.

BUM.

A BUM.

Bum bum parap parapapaaaap. Teot teotttt!

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

They're Coming Back!!!

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Gerry made a Facebook group for our year. He posted a lot of candid pictures of us during highschool. Photos that we thought we'll never see again. Photos that evokes so much longing to be there once again.

It's shocking yet fascinating to see how many of us posted comments of how we missed highschool. It's everywhere.

June is here. In 2 weeks time people are starting to return to Indo for their respective holidays. Imagine how smiley I can be. Its so fun to talk and make plans on MSN :p

Gyms, Black Cat, Clubs, Starbucks, My house, Your house, Bandung, even Bali.

mroesli says:
DENICA BLOM PERNAH MKAN MIE BLOON?

denica says:
super gay

denica says:
apa tuh mie bloon

denica says:
gak mau ntar gw jd bloon

mroesli says:
the smartest mie in jkt


Or our retarded plans:

mroesli says:
what are the planss ?

denica says:
the plans is...

denica says:
SH IS SLEEPING OVER IN MY HOUSE

homeland tears and global fears says:
i need to take a shit again




Yippie I love the holidays <3