You Know I Love You!!!

D: "E is a big retard."

E: "D is fat, a lump of useless lard."

D: "E is the laziest retard who skips lectures to have sex!"

E: "D wants to have sex with L, her tutor and me. Cause I'm hot. And not fat. Unlike her."

D: "E wants to have babies with his micro tutor who is NOT HOT unlike D's"

E: "D wants to have sex with her neanderthal tutor because she has bad taste!"

D: "E has no taste."

E: "D is stupid."

D: "E is stupid."

E: "D thinks goldfishes are made of gold. Who's stupid now, HUH?"

D: "E makes things up."

E: "People like D belongs in the mental institution."


I LOVE YOU RETARD, eventhough our friendship is based on me pitying you for being such a retard.