Saturday, November 08, 2008

This is what you get after 3 months of being a lump of lard

My ass is sore like hell. My thigh is crying with my every step. My back hurts everytime I attempted to laugh.

I havent been working out (except for my short biking days in the Summer-Autumn transition, now its biking and be an icycle) ever since I got to Holland, and yesterday I finally went to my first kickboxing class. It was hell. HELL.

We were made to jump-rope for 20mins non stop, with pushups in between. My heart was pumping so hard I think its gonna explode, and some guys didnt even break a sweat holey sweetness. Then we were made to do endless situps, in VARIOUS POSITIONS. Crunches, pullups, everything you can imagine. I was like, "SHIT", the whole time.

And that was only the warming up.

Yesterday the trainer wanted us to focus on lower kicks, which explains why my ass and thigh are punishing me now. In between, I wished I was dead. My ass wished it was dead. My thigh wished it's on its way to cremation. Then my trainer come to me and say, "You're here to train, bitch, not to whine."

OK maybe he didnt use the word bitch. But you get the point.

Then we were made to attempt a free fight, with one only rule, only lower kicks are allowed. The trainer did an example for us with a veteran from the group, and they were ENTANGLED, until the trainer made some lower kicks and shoved him down. HOLEY COW. I was just staring there, and spontaneously asked, "So we're supposed to hug him??"

The others looked at me and burst out laughing. "Yes but no kissing!"

What the sweet holy... Blanket (trying to reduce the amount of cursing from now onwards).

But that was good.

And it's weekend!!! Hurah! Planning on leaving for a day trip around Amsterdam in 1 hr :)

Looking forward for one hell of a complete retardation filled day.

Amsterdam here we come :)

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