Drivers License From Hell

I took (finally) my drivers license's tests this morning. I was late for my 11 AM test as I arrived at 11:15 prior to jammed traffic. 15 fcking minutes. And I had to wait for 2 hours for the next test.

First I had the theory test. It was utter bulshit. My eyes spinned when I read the questions. They are, well, plain unimportant. I remembered 1 question asking: what quality must you posses to obtain your driver's license?

A. Ability and knowledge to drive without putting other's lives at stake.
B. Healthy body and mind to prevent any danger to others around you.
C. Both A and B.

Of course I answered C. It's a basic fact that you have to choose whatever that seems to be the best answer without even reading the whole sentence. Let alone making it the foundation of your driving life.

After that we were told to sit and wait. And wait. And wait. Tick tick tick. My vision was blurred, I was clearly starting to hallucinate. I saw animals, cartoon animals walking infront of me, smiling and wagging their tails and saying hello to me. Tick tick tick. Hey, that rabbit is stealing the elephant's food!

When I thought that I was covered in mould from too much sitting, I had the practice test. Driving a manual car. Shoot, I havent touched a manual car in a year! And eventhough I missed the gas as the brake, I passed. And after 6 hours in that god forsaken office, I acquired (finally) my drivers license.

And made a promise never again to return to that place.