The goodness of vitamins

I woke up today very hopeful on the prospect of actually doing something. Havent done anything this week and since we have a test tomorrow I actually felt like I should be putting my brain to work. So I had breakfast, sat down and realized it's too early and my brain needs coffee after last night. A couple of hrs later I sat down again and managed to open my book. I looked at it, stared at the clock and realized that noone can work without lunch. I mean, brain needs food and oxygen to work right?

Shopping for food is what I then decided to do. Happily cooked, and realized today there's The Hills weekend break on MTV. And just like that 2hrs passed by. I had to force myself to lift up the remote and press the OFF button. It was like my hand has a mind of its own.. And it demands the TV stays on.

Back on the table. Book still opened. Clock ticking. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

I realized I havent had dessert. Surely that's the key! Dessert and I will start working like an elf in a shoe factory! A girl needs dessert! So I went back to get some fresh fruit. I mean, surely fresh fruit would induce enough motivation to read right? It's science or something. I think it's called vitamins.

I am sure I will be majorly ashamed when I read back this post tomorrow.

I guess now the question is: did the vitamins work? Well. It worked pretty well in inducing conspiscuous consumption of COOKIES. I concluded that there is a positive relationship between fruits and cookies which translates to SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME. How the hell did this happen, And here I am sitting down typing, too full to move.

I wasnt kidding when I mentioned that productivity is barely beyond subsistence. Argh.