Tuesday, December 30, 2008

My Family is Damn Evil

It has come to my attention that my family is evil. What kind of pure-hearted people, after 4 months of their dear sister and daughter's absence, would come up with these remarks when they saw a picture of their beloved sister and daughter in Rotterdam:

Mom: "Holey shit did you gain 10kgs??"

Older sister: "Crap is that your arm or your thigh?"

Oldest sister: "Well you are a midget. So all those fat goes straight to your width instead of your length. Just see your deformed abnormal looking fingers."

Older brother: "Nice, sugar-addict sister."

Right now I miss them more than ever, to hug them and show off my deformed middle finger. Bastards. Except for you, Mom and Dad! Please dont disown me and stop my money supply!

I guess I am one of them hahahahahaha muahahahahahahahha.

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