A Letter to Future Hobbit

[9:39:02 PM] denica riadini says: my pretty pretty feet

[9:41:16 PM] Michelle Santoso says: eeewww
[9:41:21 PM] Michelle Santoso says: long toes
[9:41:29 PM] Michelle Santoso says: frodo feet

[9:41:39 PM] denica riadini says: what????????????
[9:41:41 PM] denica riadini says: me??????????????????
[9:41:49 PM] denica riadini says: i have the fairy's feet!!!!
[9:41:57 PM] denica riadini says: URE THE HOBBIT FEET
[9:42:06 PM] denica riadini says: short stubby and HAIRY
[9:42:07 PM] denica riadini says: HA!

[9:43:09 PM] Michelle Santoso says: whats the opposite of hobbits?
[9:43:17 PM] Michelle Santoso says: gandalf!!!'

[9:43:19 PM] denica riadini says: pretty fairies
[9:43:21 PM] denica riadini says: OMG
[9:43:22 PM] denica riadini says: HAHAHAHAHAHA

[9:43:23 PM] Michelle Santoso says: u have gandalf feet

[9:43:26 PM] denica riadini says: GANDAL;F???????????????
[9:43:35 PM] denica riadini says: SHIT
[9:43:37 PM] denica riadini says: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[9:43:43 PM] denica riadini says: IM GONNA THROW U OFF INTO THE MOUNTAINS

[9:45:31 PM] Michelle Santoso says: hahah with ur big stick and ur long beard?
[9:45:34 PM] Michelle Santoso says: oouuuu im so scareeedddd

[9:46:01 PM] denica riadini says: yes im gonna tie you up with my long white clean fresh beard

[9:46:19 PM] Michelle Santoso says: yeah ur gona have to wash that off

[9:46:28 PM] denica riadini says: then push u into the hot lava with my big stick

[9:46:32 PM] Michelle Santoso says: ur wearing white and ill smear it with my troll feet covered in dirt
[9:46:39 PM] Michelle Santoso says: ur going to have to .... dry clean it!
[9:46:39 PM] Michelle Santoso says: gasp

[9:47:13 PM] denica riadini says: yes but before i push u aboard, im gonna take all the money left in ur dirt-covered trouser
[9:47:18 PM] denica riadini says: so ure gonna be paying for it
[9:47:29 PM] denica riadini says: whos the loser now, hobbitch?

[9:47:33 PM] Michelle Santoso says: i dont keep money in my trousers
[9:47:33 PM] Michelle Santoso says: hah!

[9:47:47 PM] denica riadini says: says who?
[9:47:48 PM] denica riadini says: hah!

[9:47:51 PM] Michelle Santoso says: uhh.. clearly u
[9:47:53 PM] Michelle Santoso says: hahaha

[9:48:01 PM] denica riadini says: ok then im gonna molest u!!!
[9:48:20 PM] denica riadini says: right before the eyes of the mountain
[9:48:26 PM] denica riadini says: and i'll find ur money, god dammit
[9:48:28 PM] denica riadini says: i'll find it
[9:48:42 PM] denica riadini says: ure gonna pay for my laundry!!!!

[9:53:31 PM] Michelle Santoso says: hahahahah
[9:53:36 PM] Michelle Santoso says: ur such a weirdo gandalf

[9:54:11 PM] denica riadini says: its really astonishing how u portray me as gandalf
[9:54:16 PM] denica riadini says: seeing URE THE OLD ONE
[9:54:19 PM] denica riadini says: HAHAHAHAHAHA


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My dearest Hobbit,

At first, I copied the conversation above with a sole mision in mind: to inform the world via the internet of how weird you are. And after I read and re-read it, I now realize how much I miss you since you've been gone. Some time have passed since we last saw each other and oh how I miss having you and your hairy feet around.

When you read this (which is after I finished writing this, U BET IM GONNA NUDGE YOU HAHA), it wont be soon before long until we are reunited. And I cant tell you how I look forward to it as I type this.

Theres just something I want to set straight for now: YOU ARE NOT FAT. You may be puny and hairy, yes, but fat youre not. So be happy, precious, and indulge. Indulge because youre still young and alive.

Although you are 2 years older than me. OLD. OLD HOBBIT. OLD PUNY HAIRY HOBBIT HAHAHAA.

Gosh remember during the HSCs, we would sit and fuss over the exams while eating like truck drivers (well, maybe you and your kratingdaeng to be exact). And when I finished and you still have Chinese exam and I would laugh in your face because YOU STILL HAVE CHINESE AND I HAVE NO MORE EXAM HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Or the time when you called and I was eating apples, and we were laughing like 2 loonies saying things like "I think my maid doped my apples". Or your stupidity while performing your hobbit-Gollum-like impersonation in the bus, caressing your precious IMAGINARY BREADCRUMBS that I threw at you. HAHAHAHA. You should see your face!!!!

And yes maybe later, years from now I'll finally get over that and stop making fun of you. And by that time, maybe we'll be laughing our asses off reading the above excerp like 2 loony grandmas.

A precious excerp from our long-gone youth.

It would be years from now. When our hairs are silver and white like Gandalf's, and you'll be using a fake teeth because YOURE 2 YRS OLDER THAN ME HAHAHAHAHA. And all I can imagine is me throwing imaginary breadcrumbs at you, and you scooped them in your palms while doing the crazy-eyes, shouting "MY PRECIOUS!!"

Love,

Gandalf