JACK BLACK IS A GENIOUS.
No more should be said.
Altho my afternoon was filled with laughter, my evening is kinda filled with a series of unfortunate events. It all started with Burning Cheeks. Out of the blue, my cheeks grew warm and they turned red! Like red apple-red! Freaked out, I took a cold bath, and quickly turned on the aircon, assuming that my sudden redness was due to the heat.
Minutes passed, I cross stitched on my bed peacefully. Hours passed and my body became warmer and warmer. Decided to go down to get some paracetamol. Turns out we have none. Decided to have some vitamin C. Nothing.
Out of hope, I checked all the tablets for anything with vitamin C in it. None. But hey whats that? Inside those vit C ad papers? A VITAMIN C! A FREE SAMPLE CHEWABLE VITAMIN C CANDY!
Seriously, how lucky was I?
Smiling, I gobbled a tablet and went to the rubbish can to throw the ad papers. Casually I glanced at the writings. Scanning, scanning, scientific words, percentages, scanning scanning.
No clue what it meant.
But then those words caught me off guard and nearly choked me to death. It turns out that the vitamin candy in my mouth has EXPIRED 4 MONTHS AGO.
Seriously, how lucky was I?
Silently I cursed, and spit the candy frantically. My emotions might be that similar with Matthew McGonaghey's when he saw Andy's feminine things in his bathroom closet in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days.
I then almost killed myself in the road. Turns out there's a strong correlation between my warm body temperature and my vision. And there I was, rushing home hoping to catch Austria-German on time. Arrived on 9:22 PM. And I dont think I need to even tell what happened to my hope.
The game doesnt start until 10:30 PM.
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If only I can channel all these into kungfu. I might just be the new Dragon Warrior.
2 comments:
have u seen that movie yet? i saw the trailer, look excellent!
yea i watched it yesterday. woa. you absolutely have to watch it. absolutely, definitely, pas questions.
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