D: HAU! You're finally online! :)

H: I know! How are you?

D: Am good. You?

H: Just want to let you know that I just killed a fly.

D: Ew.

H: ? No something white came out!

D: EW.

H: ! It was pregnant!!

D: Ewww Hau! You child murderer!

H: Sabrina said the exact same thing. U FREAKS!

D: Imagine the child's future... Shattered due to a brute Hamster. If it was a boy... Imagine its little female fly bride... Its first steps... First wing... Imagine the look on the fly mom's face when she saw him first fly :'(

H: If you want it I'll drop it in your mailbox later.

D: You're not burying it?? Omw... Imagine the fly dad... Wanting to bring flowers and visit his brutally murdered wife and son... His world shattered...

Imagine him sitting alone at the corner of your room, singing.

Aaaaaaaall by myseeeeeeeeeeeeeelf...

H: I think he's moved on to another woman.

D: ...dont wanna beeee...

...all byyyyy MYYYYYSEEEEEEEEEEEEELFFF...

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Tu me manques :)