What do you say to a guy after you kicked his little friend?

So Internet, quick confession. I kneed a guy's peepee yesterday during kickboxing. I still feel so guilty! It was admittedly a bit weird, after the little unfortunate accident, I suggested that we stop sparring. He looked at me. No, continue. Hit me!

I stood there in my gloves and the image of Silas came flashing in my mind. Oh hell no, I said. I aint falling into this scheme. Next thing I know he'll be flashing his medical bills at me.

But I did feell really bad, so after practice, I came over to him to ask if he's OK. He told me I wasnt the first one who caused his weewee some pain, as he experienced similar experiences 3 times earlier that day.

I wasnt sure if that somehow made me feel less guilty.

The guy walking behind him commented that now he wont be able to make girls pregnant anymore. Then I told him that I've done a good deed indeed, taking into consideration the amount of euros he is now able to save from not buying condoms. He looked at me and said Oh so now you want me to get AIDS too?