Friday, May 02, 2008

Kungfu and Squealers

Going to movies has been one of me and my leftover friend's must do list every week. So this week we decided to go and see the Forbidden Kingdom. The movie was relatively good, up until the action started to heat up.

You know when you go and see action, kungfu filled movies, you kinda expect the fight to be sort of... Gripping. The kind of plot that they developed to make you bite your fingers or scream for the actors to GO HURRY AND BREAK THE MONKEY KING STATUE WITH THE GOLDEN STAFF. It's part of the package.

Therefore, when you are some teenage girls trying desperately to be seen as fun and 'out there', along with crazy and lunatic, I desperately urge you to stick with romantic comedies. It's much calmer on your heart.

So we were sitting there in the cinema, silent, our heart racing with and for the kungfu fights. And there's this group of teenage mutant girls sitting on the left row SCREAMING with FAKE SCARE everytime the movie is getting.... Gripping.

I dont think I have to describe with words how INCREDIBLY ANNOYING that was. It's like all I want to do is grab the golden staff from the boy in the film, and shove it up their... Throats. That's decency taking hold of my fingers.

No, please dont feel bad for ruining my kungfu watching time. However, I strongly advise you, if you cant hold your urge to squeal and giggle like the people you see in the loony house, just calmly find the EXIT sign.

You might save yourself from some live kungfu style stares from the other rows.

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